Chapter Eight. Let’s Get Siri-us: How to Use Siri: Your Built-In Personal Assistant

Everybody wants a personal assistant, right? It’s so “L.A.-sheik.” I know, it’s actually “L.A.-chic,” but when I wrote that, it looked like “chick,” which made me think of the Chick-fil-A restaurant chain and their surprisingly yummy chicken sandwich. They say it has something to do with the fact that they only put one small dill pickle chip on the sandwich, which is kind of odd, because the size of the pickle is disproportionately small when compared to the size of the giant chicken patty. (Of course, I’m not exactly sure it’s actually called a “Chicken Patty”—they probably have a more formal name for it, probably something like “Chicken Patricia.”) But, unless you really control your bite radius, you’re probably only going to get pickle ....The Ropers