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If you’re reading this chapter opener (and you are, by the way), it’s safe to assume that you already read the warning about these openers in the introduction to the book (by the way, nobody reads that, so if you did, you get 500 bonus points, and a chance to play later in our lightning round). Anyway, if you read that and you’re here now, you must be okay with reading these, knowing full well in advance that these have little instructional (or literary) value of any kind. Now, once you turn the page, I turn all serious on you, and the fun and games are over, and it’s just you and me, and most of the time I’ll be screaming at you (stuff like, “No, no—that’s too much sharpening you goober!” and “Are you kidding me? You call that a Levels ad....